So, the headline at OaklandTribune.com reads: Family blames landlord for accident that paralyzed man. However, if you read the article (well written by Ms. Woodall), you'll notice that none of our statements say anything to that effect.
However, in the real paper, the article is titled "Hero Paralyzed; Man falls as rotten landing crumbles." Weirdly enough, the type is exactly the same. Here is what the newspaper article looked like:
Doesn't Tuffy look great? Anyway, we're getting a copy framed for Needlenoggin, and sending a few to family as well.